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Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Hallucinating a Wheel of Fortune ERISA Reference

Wheel of Fortune just used "one lump sum" to "show me the money".*  Is this a reference to what has essentially become a historical relic of the ERISA lexicon?  I'll go with that (notwithstanding spurious arguments that the phrase also has non-ERISA significance).

I refer to the inglorious lump-sum distribution, which gives us the dizzying acronym, LSD.  LSDs have become essentially relegated to the legacy trash heap courtesy of the merciful simplifying repeal of most of the Byzantine LSD rules by 1996's SBJPA.  However, as the IRS (which Curry Barker now informs us is pronounced "ehrs") dutifully summarizes, the rules are not dead yet in their entirety.

Anyway, since the demise of the LSD as a meaningful tax-advantaged form of payout, I've preferred the more generic "single-sum" distribution phraseology.  But many, apparently now including Wheel, disagree with me.

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* How did Jerry Maguire manage to change the English language (idiom-wise) twice in one movie, with both "show me the money" and "you had me at hello"?  It's amazing (at least to me) when pop culture changes the way people talk. 


Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Hacks-ing One's Way Through the Noncompete Thicket

I tried Hacks, but gave up on it pretty quickly. While I'm quite aware of its critical (and maybe even audience) appeal, when it comes to Hacks I wind up somewhere in the vicinity of Bill Murray's old take on the Oscars' "Supporting" categories.

Having said that, I take note of the fact that the show's final season spends at least some time on the subject of noncompetes. I'm not going to get into the details (esp. since I don't know them), although I will use this opportunity to note that I've previously identified at least two other shows that I indeed HAVE watched more consistently, Suits and The Beauty, which also address the topic of noncompetes. 



Monday, May 25, 2026

When Faced with a Running Man, Can You Stop a Quit?

Some employment contracts don't give the employee the unilateral right to quit during the term.  Some even expressly contemplate a contractual obligation not to quit.

Such structures and provisions raise a number of issues.  Would a court really enforce a requirement to work?  Like what would a damages dispute look?  What are the PR implications for the employer?  Maybe there are even 13th Amendment issues?

I have previously asserted that [soft SPOILERS for Robocop follow now] the greatest termination-of-employment scene in the history of movies is the final scene in Robocop.  There, the subject matter related to a more directionally standard involuntary termination by the employer.  Now, we have what may be near or at the top of the heap of quit scenes - or, at least, quit scenes that focus on governing contractual language.

Thus, in the remake of The Running Man, there's an exploration of the kinds of provisions one might see that govern a voluntary termination by the employee.  To wit, see the following exchange:

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Josh Brolin's Dan Killian - You think you can just walk?

Colman Domingo's Bobby Thompson - Sweeties, please. . . .  Look at my contract. Page 42, paragraph 6. There’s a special clause in the smallest of print that reads, f**k you.
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I never thought of that one.  It goes in the drafting toolkit, henceforth.

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Time Travel Comes To the World of ERISA: IAM (and IAlwaysHaveBeen?)

The IAM* case presents an extremely technical Title IV issue (revolving around the calculation of withdrawal liability) with which I will not bore you.  My point here is to highlight a nugget in the case relating to the time-bending concept of "as of".

Time travel, together with its various potential paradoxes, has long been a fascinating subject of any number of books, movies and television shows.  While different stories have wildly disparate perspectives and slants on how time and time travel work, with deep fundamental differences, the basic notion of hopping to the past and the future is a constant.

The are virtually endless (no pun intended) instances of time travel in pop culture.  Notable examples include Star Trek (the great return-of-Tasha-Yar episode (discussed here) and the City on the Edge of Forever being two of many episodes), The Twilight Zone (e.g., Walking Distance (a pathos-laden story made even more poignant by Gig Young's real-world suffering) and A Matter of Minutes (which shows how even later iterations of the series can sometimes be remarkably clever) (discussed here), The Terminator, 12 Monkeys, Back to the Future, 2001: A Space Odyssey (or, as Mad called it, A Space Idiocy), The Time Machine, Inception (and Tenet),** the Avengers, the Avengers, The Flash, the Avengers and the Avengers (and, of course, the Avengers).***  And let us not forget the incredibly clever adventure game, Day of the Tentacle (which was a Maniac Mansion sequel).

Now, I don't mean to pretend that ERISA lawyers have the market cornered on temporal distortions.  Corporate lawyers frequently utter in mantra-like fashion the magic "as of" words in resolutions and other documents.****  

But ERISA lawyers have no shortage of familiarity with the "as of" mechanic.  Plan amendments are often retroactively effective, in a way that (hopefully) conforms to actual practice.  (And watch the avenues of exploration when someone forgets to have needed amendments signed within the remedial amendment period.)  The option-backdating scandal***** was one of the earlier examples of the explosion of an element of the executive-compensation onto the front pages of the mainstream press.  Employment agreements are almost always signed with an "as of" aspect to the specified arrangements where the agreements are signed after the term has begun.  

Anyway, for those who spend time thinking about just what "as of" legally means, the Supreme Court in the IAM case has given us****** a paragraph . . . ahem . . . for the ages:

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Dictionaries define “as of ” to mean “at the date mentioned.”  Oxford American Dictionary 34 (1980); see also Webster’s Third New International Dictionary 129 (1976) (“at or on (a specific time or date)”).  In context, the term is understood “to assign an event to one time and the recognition of it to another.”  W. Follett, Modern American Usage 41 (rev. ed. 1998).
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Ooh - potentially good citable words to have in an opinion of the Court.  Maybe they'll come in handy one day.  In the future.  Or in the past.


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* Not to be confused with STP's "I am" refrain.

** Memento sorta feels like a time-travel yarn, but, truth be told, it isn't.

*** I'd even include The Shining, with Philip Stone's Delbert (Charles?) Grady's protestation to Jack Nicholson's Jack Torrance: "I’m sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the caretaker.  You have always been the caretaker.  I should know, sir.  I’ve always been here."

**** Gotta love the ubiquitous execution "as of the date [[or:] day and year] first above written".

***** Here's a question: is it really backdating, where "as of" language is used, in that the use of "as of" arguably admits to, or at least contemplates, that the date in the document is not really the date of the document?

****** Dare I say, ab initio?!?



Saturday, May 23, 2026

Validation for ERISAns

We have arrived.  Courtesy of my wife, who's always looking out for me (thank goodness), 59 down in Newsday's 4/19/26 crossword puzzle is "IRA-establishing law".  The answer: ERISA.  (Maybe we've made it into other crossword puzzles before now (and I suppose we almost certainly have), but this appearance is the first one I've seen.)  I've always felt that making it into a crossword puzzle is arguably the ultimate validation.  Cf. here.  'Nuff said. 

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Jason Takes ADEA

ADEA protects people who have turned 40. Does that 1967 statute make any sense in this world?

The point occurs to me on the weekend to follow Friday, March 13. Check out the trailer for Peacock's Friday the 13th prequel, Crystal Lake. 

Linda Cardellini is playing a decades-younger version of Betsy Palmer's Pamela Voorhees. They're within three years of each other, in terms of how old they were/are at the time of filming. Wow, the world sure has changed.

I'm reminded of Dee Wallace's Mary Lewis in the movie 10, who drank herself numb because life had passed her by.  Here's a quote: "What's fair about a man getting older and looking more distinguished and worldly and a woman getting older and looking old?" She was in her early 30s when she said that!!!

50 is the new 20? 70 is the new 30? 80 is the new 45? With all due respect to ADEA, just where does 40 fit in? I'm not complaining. Watch the Stones prance around. Rock 'n' Roll! . . . 



Saturday, February 28, 2026

A Beauty of a Noncompete?

[SPOILER ALERT FOR "THE BEAUTY" - read no farther if you don't want minor spoilers for Ryan Murphy's The Beauty]

Not surprisingly, The Beauty is wild - a typical Ryan Murphy effort that bounces between being pretty cool and being quite the mess.

So when the world of noncompetes entered (infected?) the show, why should it be surprising that it was a moment that was wild and cool for this Exec Comp lawyer, and yet maybe a moment that was just a bit of a mess?

To wit:

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Ashton Kutcher's Vincent D'Onofrio's Byron Forst (aka The Corporation) (it's complicated) - Time to go, robot lady. I'll have the lawyers button things up.

Ari Graynor's Diana Starling - My work has power that you haven't even bothered to understand, and we're closer than you think. You pull the plug and I will take my talents elsewhere. And you will regret it. 

Byron - OK. Conveniently, I have this noncompete agreement that you signed right here that dictates that all patents and physical products revert to me. You walk out the door, you start from scratch.
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To me the exchange conflates noncompete covenants and intellectual-property (and other similar) protections. Isn't that sad? But maybe it's even sadder that that's what occurred to me while I was watching the show?

(One more point I feel compelled to make before I leave The Beauty. I find it disturbingly ironic that a show generally about a bunch of self-absorbed rich folk who can't stand being old or fat or whatever and so embrace an injected drug that can fix all of that is sponsored (at least on Hulu) by an injectable weight-loss drug arguably targeted at that very same group.)


Monday, December 29, 2025

Don't Wake Up, Retirement Security Rule - Knives (Are) Out and It's (Glenn) Close to the End

When we last left what looked like it could be the amended fiduciary rule's NeverEnding Story that started at least three presidential administrations ago, (i) the DOL lost two cases involving the Retirement Security Rule in Texas at the district-court level, Americans for Consumer Choice, Inc. v. U.S. Department of Labor and American Council of Life Insurers v. U.S. Department of Labor, (ii) the Biden-era DOL appealed the cases to the Fifth Circuit, and (iii) the DOL under Trump II asked the Fifth Circuit if it could have more time to consider whether to continue those appeals.

On November 24, 2025, the DOL filed a motion with the Fifth Circuit “to dismiss its appeals” in the Consumer Choice and ACLI cases. The motion expressly stated that the appellees in Consumer Choice “do not oppose this motion” and that the appellees and intervenors-appellees in ACLI “consent to this motion”. There may be some process left, but there seems very little doubt that the knives are now out (hold that thought), and what's now known as the Retirement Security Rule is, as Monty Python might phrase it, Now Dead Yet.

Speaking of Knives Out (I told you to hold that thought), I just saw the latest iteration of the series on Netflix. It is (unlike the second installment) good.  It was fun. 

And it had Glenn Close. Not surprisingly, she was really good. But, honestly, I don't care a whit about what this movie or performance was or wasn't. As I've previously bemoaned, it's incredible that Glenn Close has never tajen home the Oscar. Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts and Marissa Tomei have Oscars and Glenn Close doesn't? Meryl Streep has 384 Oscars (by my count) and Glenn Close doesn't have one? I respectfully submit that the Close snub is the worst acting snub of 'em all* - and quite the enduring one.

Look, they found a way to give Oscars to Paul Newman and John Wayne, and I'd really like to hope that figure out a way to give Glenn Close this one. End it now and don't even put it up for a vote. The most obvious omission was for Fatal Attraction, but the whole situation is a debacle.

Aa I've observed, at least the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame finally fixed its arguably most egregious omission when it inducted Bad Co. Now, when it comes to Glenn Close and the Oscars, in the words of Keenan Thompson's Oscar Rogers,* just - FIX IT!!!  

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* Another indefensible omission? Diane Warren. She's been nominated 5,637 times (again, by my count), and still hasn't won.  Someone needs to find a way to honor this maestro. who so embodies John Hughes' sentiment, "You couldn't take that song out of the movie; nor could you extract the movie from the song." 

** How's THAT for a fortuitous first name here?





Saturday, December 20, 2025

AC/DC, Christmas and . . . Donald Trump

This year's non-ERISA Christmas-themed music post is about AC/DC and Donald Trump.  I don't know how I missed this one: turns out that, per Angus himself, Mistress for Christmas is about Trump.  Now I don't care what your politics are - that's (if you ask me) flat-out hilarious.  

And I also somehow missed the Mistress cover from Daria, Sergey and the gang, now known as NOAPOLOGY* (which cover was in turn inspired by the Halestorm** version).  That's definitely worth checking out, maybe even more so in light of the newfound (for me) Trump angle. 

My immediately prior Christmas post lists earlier non-ERISA music-centric Holiday missives, for anyone who's interested.

Merry Xmas, all!


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* Best of luck to you and yours in Kiev.

** (not to be confused with another Daria-connected band, Halocene (whom I've seen and met))



Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Slayer, Part III - the Misery-able Tale of Nick Reiner

It has been pointed out that Nick Reiner might be foreclosed from inheriting any money from his parents' estates' if he is found to have killed them.  And so we return for a third time to the topic of "slayer" statutes and rules, which sometimes have a connection to ERISA benefits, which seem to be a source of morbid fascination for me and which I've most recently explored here in 2020

Not to be overly un-PC, but, if he did it, he's an indescribably useless waste of life and privilege, and deserving of no sympathy or other pathetically supportive blather.  This kid squandered a ridiculously easy path served up to him on a silver platter for which most would beg on bended knee, and pointlessly made for himself a life of self-imposed torture that, if he did it, he imposed with stunning finality on his very own parents.  Boy, drugs and the like must be realllllllly good, huh?

Aww, poor little Nicky* - he was such a troubled lad.  Garbage.  If he did it, he's a murderous, evil and horrific monster of incalculable proportions.  Period.

The absolute very least that should befall this cretinous monster, if he did it, is the loss of his inheritance.  Maybe it's time to give ol' Nick** the Jeffreys treatment previously accorded to Messrs. Dahmer and Epstein, whereby the authorities find a way to turn their backs just long enough on a person to . . . oh, oops, look at that, he's gone.  Indeed, if he did it, it would be nice if they could figure out a way for him to be left in some almost-dead conscious state of agonizing pain for the rest of his miserable life.***

Rob Reiner's work was incredible.  As has been perceptively noticed by others, his efforts in multiple genres arguably stand as the best work in those genres.  The best fantasy, the best adult comedy, the best courtroom drama, the best prison movie (to many, the best movie ever), the best coming-of-age movie, the best mockumentary (that one spawned or at least popularized an entire genre).  He effectively added the phrase, "Bucket List", to the English language.****  One of his movies is indirectly responsible for people being confused about whether Martin Sheen was, or at should have been, a real President.  He got Kathy Bates an Oscar.  Seinfeld might not exist if not for him.    

Mr. Reiner, you'll always go to 11.

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* If only this were merely a bad Adam Sandler movie.

** No, this was not the (St.) Nick we look forward to for a visit around Christmastime.

*** Cf. Zed.  (RIP Peter Greene)

**** The ability to add words and phrases to actual language in a durable way has long fascinated me.


Wednesday, December 10, 2025

A Butt-Head Reference Regarding the Taxation of Nonqualified Deferred Compensation?

The recent Federal Circuit case of Biestek v. McBride is an interesting tax-refund case involving a refund claim regarding previously paid FICA taxes by former United Airlines pilots relating to retirement benefits paid under a nonqualified deferred-compensation plan.  There are interesting discussions not only about the heart of the case, but also about stare decisis and recusal.

But the reference that most caught my eye was the court's reference to the companion case of Beavis v. United States.  Maybe that's because the historically hilarious SNL skit involving Beavis and Butt-Head is still so fresh in my mind.  Sorry - I got distracted.

Friday, December 5, 2025

Some Entertainment Powerhouses Have No (ERISA) Class (Actions)

The state of the law under ERISA relating to such things as arbitration clauses in plans, bars in plans on class actions and the efficacy of releases and agreements not to sue is nothing other than a complete mess. One recent entry in the debate has a distinctly pop-culture overtone. 

In Avecilla v. Live Nation Entertainment, Inc., which involved a major (the major?) purveyor of rock concerts, the Ninth Circuit upheld an arbitration clause as consented to by the plan, but also, in what may turn out to be an interesting foray into the notion of federal common law, opened the door to the possible validity of an unconscionability defense. I won't even mention the companion Platt v. Sodexo case, even though the discussion therein is far more extensive, since that one has no pop-culture overtones that I can find. 


Friday, July 18, 2025

Cuddlegate - Coldplay Brings a Whole New Approach to HR Sensitivity Training

Well, I'm certainly not the only one to have come upon the latest Cuddlegate.  By way of brief background, during a Coldplay concert, Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot of Astronomer allegedly (I'm using the word out of an excess of caution) were caught on a kiss-cam looking, shall we say, very comfortable with each other.  That is, at least, until they were caught on the kiss-cam.  

Some thoughts:

- Because the stars of this story reacted with such terror when they went up on the Dumbotron (as it's been called under the circumstances), Chris Martin surmised in realtime during the concert that the two canoodlers were having an affair or were very shy.  Bingo (maybe without the need for the latter possibility).

- Apparently the new word that’s about to be a part of the English language (which is a phenomenon that’s long fascinated me) is: getting Coldplayed.  I’d also throw out a pitch for "being Martinized".

- One comment I saw posted wondered aloud whether Astronomer's sensitivity training was given to any extent by Cabot, who apparently is (was?) the Astronomer HR chief.  That possibility strikes me as utterly hilarious.  Had she <ahem> boned up on the Company's relationship policies?  To say that the situation drips with irony is quite the understatement.  Attributed to Mark Twain - the only difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to be credible. 

- I liked the repeating of an old saw by Grace Springer, who shot the video that exploded into the zeitgeist: play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 

- Dare I suggest that Andy and Kristin are about to explore some conscious uncoupling?

- In this topsy-turvy world, I wonder what kind of severance packages these characters are going to get.

- An amusing sideshow was that an account of Peter Enis on X (spend some time focusing on the name) posted a horrifically tone-deaf statement purportedly from Byron bemoaning the invasion of his privacy.  Part of the reason, I'd suggest, that the post appeared to so many to be real is that arguably one really could imagine that Byron wrote it.

Oops.


 


Friday, July 11, 2025

Batman Wants a Pension and Life Insurance

Some movies were made to be seen on airplanes. They're largely useless, but they occupy time. Mickey 17 was such a movie for me.

The movie seemed to me to be a combination of Everything Everywhere All at Once (it didn't REALLY win the Oscar, did it?) and Parasite* (it didn't REALLY win the Oscar, did it?), with a little Starship Troopers (now THERE's a good movie!) thrown in. One thing it did have was Batman. Well, maybe more accurately, Robert Pattinson. 

Anyway, Pattinson's Mickey (I won't get into details here) found himself bemoaning his lack of ERISA benefits, both pension and welfare - so that's how Mickey 17 makes it to this post. The line that caught my eye was:

"I would have been filthy rich by now with life insurance, except, obviously, Expendables[**] are uninsurable.  There’s no workers’ comp, no unions, no pension benefits."

That was enough to make the experience worth it for me.*** Doesn't take much, especially on an airplane.

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* Same filmmaker.

** Not a Stallone reference. 

** There was also the laugh-out-loud moment where Toni Collette's Ylfa hilariously asks someone (I'm trying to avoid a spoiler here) who's in obviously excruciating pain, "Are you really OK?"

Thursday, July 10, 2025

Child Care from Ozzy's Mr. Crowley, Courtesy of Jack Black

For anyone worrying about the state of child care in America, look no farther than Jack Black's Mr. Crowley.  (Yes, I get the irony of suggesting that Mr. Crowley would be a good source of child care.)  In connection with Black Sabbath's Back to Beginnings concert (which, has an adjunct, has a mammoth series of sets organized by Morello from a dazzling array of rockers), Black, supported by children of rock royalty* (including Morello) and by other young prodigies, has unleashed a historic performance - one for the ages.**

Indeed, Black has now given us three of the most amazing video experiences in rock: (i) School of Rock, (ii) the absurdly underappreciated recreation of The Spirit of Radio with Kurstin x Grohl,*** and now (iii) Mr. Crowley.

I've never been overly excited about Mr. Crowley.  For me, No More Tears was Ozzy's crowing achievement.  I'm now about conflicted about it all.  Enjoy.

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* If I'm not mistaken, Scott Ian's mom used to work at Simpson Thacher.

** The performance is actually an homage to a 1981 Ozzy effort, which is also pretty incredible.

*** Look, I'm not much of a Rush fan, but this unseen-by-way-too-many gem is simply unbelievable. 

Monday, July 7, 2025

From AC/DC to ZZ Top in the World of MRI Health Benefits

So I made an appointment for an MRI and then, after 1,776 (it was probably more, but I'll use that number because it was around the 4th of July holiday) phone calls with and live visits to administrative personnel at the referring doctor's office, the physician's assistant, the provider's scheduler, the provider, the health insurer and (brace yourselves) the health insurer's outsourced MRI reviewer, and after an actual unwelcome appointment cancellation followed by a last-minute rescheduling of the appointment, I was able to have my MRI. Some of the people were really nice and were quite sad for me for what I was going through to keep this appointment; some were just horribly awful. You might suggest that I just should've rescheduled, but I'm not built that way. (I practice in this area and it took me over four hours to keep my appointment; I honestly don't know how people navigate these thickets.)

Anyway, I get to the MRI appointment and immediately ask if I can select music through the headphones. The technician said yes and I tried to convey that I wanted heavy metal - but not thrash/death metal. She looked at me sorta funny and nicely said that I could simply pick a band. Naturally, AC/DC it was. (I also told her as I was preparing to enter the machine (gotta be a Pink Floyd reference here) that I didn't think I had a mechanical bee in my ear, but the joke was lost on her because she wasn't a Black Mirror fan.)

The first song was an AC/DC song ("You Shook Me All Night Long", which I don't even really like). Audio-wise, it was very (very) lo-fi, but, under the circumstances, that was OK. (See how flexible I am?) The second was ZZ Top's La Grange.

Well, the MRI machine was doing its clicking/clanking/beeping thing and then eventually started a long succession of rapid-fire beeping noises. And here's the thing: the beeping was keeping perfect time with La Grange. Once I noticed it, it became almost surreal, and, to add to the experience, it went on for a long time. Now y'all are free to take from your MRI sessions whatever you want. That (in addition to how hard it was to keep my appointment) was what I'll remember.

Happy 4th (belated)!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

A Death Benefit Sponsored by Bad Co. (Insured by the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame)

One of the most glaring omissions in the pantheon of omitted honors and awards was the omission of Bad Co. from the R 'n' R Hall of Fame, esp. in light of the induction of some truly minor second-rate acts. See also here (re Glenn Close, on the Oscars front). That absurd error has been rectified effective 2025.

Now comes the news that Bad Co.'s (and Mott the Hoople's) founding guitarist, Mick Ralphs, has passed. Thank goodness he got to see Bad Co. get its well-deserved (to say the very least) honor before he died. RIP, Mick.

Sunday, June 22, 2025

Tires Has Tread on Me - No ERISA Reference in "Retirement"?!?


There's a "Retirement" episode of Tires, but with nary an ERISA reference. How can that be?!? Such a great show, especially Season 2, starring such an incredibly funny comedian. Open letter to Shane Gillis: I'm bummed.

Friday, June 20, 2025

A New Citation to Halliburton/Haliburton for ERISA Practitioners and for, Well, Everyone

One of the more consternating decisions to some ERISA practitioners is the case of Halliburton Company Benefits Committee v. Graves, 463 F.3d 360 (5th Cir. 2006). There, the court essentially held that a provision in an M&A-transaction document relating to ERISA plans could essentially become provisions that are a part of the plan document itself, thereby effectively giving participants and beneficiaries the right to enforce the provisions, notwithstanding the presence of ubiquitous no-third-party-beneficiaries language in the transaction document.  

Some might view the decision as a result-oriented decision written by a court desperate to confer rights on individuals under provisions that otherwise might be unenforceable as a practical matter. Well, there it be; and much of the market reacted. Now, in transaction document after transaction document, there is so-called Halliburton language, which is language that expressly states that nothing in the document is to be construed as a plan amendment or provision. Silly sophistry implemented to parry away an overreaching decision? You decide. Does Halliburton language even work? Will courts acquiesce to Halliburton language and abide by third-party beneficiary language? Maybe it depends on the language and the court. Regardless, though, gotta give the plaintiffs' bar credit for some pretty clever approaches. 

And it turns out that the case involved the same Halliburton that was headed up by Dick Cheney. Dick was quite the whipping boy for Democrats who seemed to have (at least at one time) utterly despised him. And then there was the time he shot his friend in the face in a hunting accident. While obviously the ERISA aspects of the Halliburton litigation are far more important than the role in America and the world (and Cheney's friend) of Halliburton and Mr. Cheney (haha), I didn't want to ignore completely here the relevance of Halliburton and Cheney (and Cheney's friend) to the country and the world.

So now, speaking of controversy and what you "gotta" do, we have a new Hal[l]iburton development. No matter which team you prefer, the NBA Finals have been electrifying, in no small measure as a result of Tyrese Haliburton. He seems kind, he's smart and he's quite an incredible impact player. Look, I don't usually care much about professional basketball (aside from Michael Jordan), but this guy is really something. On the controversy side, my guess is that some Knick and Thunder fans may view him more like some Democrats may have viewed Cheney back in the day. (I note that he did do that disrespectful and premature (and quite hilarious) choke thing to the Knicks.) 

And now he's given all of us some words to live by. In his post-game interview with ESPN's Lisa Salter, Haliburton dropped this little gem: "You know, you gotta control the controllables, and let the cards fall where they may." 

Hey, I get it that he didn't make up the "controllables" phrase. But I never heard it before. It's quite the powerful instruction to all, whether or not you're an ERISAn. For me, it's a a new citation to Haliburton.

On to Game 7 . . . 


Friday, May 30, 2025

Not Only Is Leanne Morgan Every Woman, but She's Also a Benefits Expert

Leanne Morgan's stand-up is back in the American (or at least the Netflix) consciousness.  And it turns out that she's an ERISA expert. 

Indeed, her expertise covers the gamut from welfare plans to pension plans.  To wit:

"Look at all these good-lookin' men. . . .  Look at y'all in these half-zip golf pullovers.  Hello - that says health insurance to me.  Alright, y'all make me think of my husband.  Let me tell you about him, uh, 'cuz he's got a 401(k)."

Anyway, here's my guess.  And it's not because she's an ERISA expert (although, who knows, maybe that helps).  I'm guessing she's gonna be a biiiiiiiiig deal.  She's got a new Netflix sitcom coming up, and her refreshingly clean and honest presentation is a joy.  We'll see if I got this right. 

Hey, I nailed Maniscalco pretty early on.  Let's see if I can go two-for-two.