Chris Redd (aloud, about to finish up and leave) - Alright, whiteman, see you on the ice!
Kieren Culkin (aloud) - Oh yeah, yoo too.
Redd (to himself) - See you on the ice?!? We work at a pension fund. Is that even an expression? I don't know who I AM in here?
Is it that those working at a pension fund wouldn't use a cool little exiting catchphrase?* Is it that there're no frozen bodies of water in pension offices? I dunno. What I DO know, however, is that pension funds, at least in their capacity as employers, have now made their way into SNL bathrooms.
* Cf. Mena Suvari's Angela Hayes, American Beauty, "I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary."
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