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Thursday, September 13, 2018

Severing Woody Allen?


I don't like the movie at all,* but I did come across an ever-so-slightly amusing termination-of-employment/severance moment in Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)" from John Carradine's Dr. Bernardo, as Dr. Bernardo chronicled some of his not-so-impressive but indeed deranged . . . ahem . . . accomplishments: "They threw me out at Masters and Johnson - no severance pay and I had it coming. But I showed them. [sinister laugh follows]"  I guess I feel compelled to log examples like this as I come across them, even when they're not overly funny or interesting.  Oh, well . . .

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*  Frankly, there's SO much in the Woody Allen cinematic universe that I don't like. (Indeed, there's a bunch in Mr. Allen's more general universe that I don't much like.)

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Rip-Offs, from Ozark to the Oscars and from the Teamsters to Glenn Close [SPOILER ALERT]

Ozark and the Teamsters Pension Saga

So apparently ol' Buddy Dyker (Harris Yulin) from Ozark is tuned into the Teamsters pension saga. SPOILER ALERT (read no further if you're not through Season 2, Episode 2). Buddy is pushing Frank Cosgrove (John Bedford Lloyd) not to stand in the way of letting Marty Byrde (Jason Bateman) have a casino built. In response to Cosgrove's protestation that he's "doing just fine," Buddy cleverly points out that, "Your Teamsters pension is suffering."‎*

Note that this isn't the first ERISA-like reference in Ozark. Way back in the opening voice-over, we here Marty saying: "Half of all American adults have more credit card debt than savings. 25% have no savings at all. And only 15% of the population is on track to fund even one year of retirement."

ERISA references aside, I can barely keep up with the Ozark world. So many people ripping off so many other people. Geez. Cool stuff, though. Maybe not Breaking Bad. But, then again, that's quite the high bar.

The Oscars and Glenn Close

And, speaking of rip-offs, let's talk a bit about the Oscars.**

I want to give you my list of the top Oscar rip-offs that have most tweaked me, in reverse order:

- Ennio Morricone, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly (soundtrack) - the ridiculously unbelievable music was like another character***
- Richard Gere, Chicago - his performance may have made the movie
- Jim Carrey, The Truman Show‎ - not even a nomination?!?
- Burt Reynolds (RIP), Boogie Nights - not fair
- Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls - great performance in a let-down of a movie
- Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic - not even a nomination?!?!?!?
- Haley Joel Osment, ‎The Sixth Sense - are you kidding me?****
- Glenn Close, like everything she's ever done - not one freakin' Oscar?

Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts and Marissa Tomei have Oscars and Glenn Close doesn't? Meryl Streep has 384 Oscars and Glenn close doesn't have one? I respectfully submit that the Close snub is the worst snub of 'em all - and quite the enduring one.

So I just saw The Wife. Look, I don't care a whit about what this movie or performance was or wasn't. Look, they found a way to give Oscars to Paul Newman and John Wayne, and they're just going to have to figure out a way to give Glenn Close this one. End it now and don't even put it up for a vote. The most obvious omission was for Fatal Attraction, but the whole situation is a debacle.*****

In the words of Oscar Rogers****** (Keenan Thompson), FIX IT!!!

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* On the labor-law (if not quite ERISA) side, there's also a reference to right-to-work laws, and there's some cleverness regarding the pushing of casino labor back to the union.

** Yes, I know, this segue is completely indefensible. But I just saw The Wife, so here goes.

*** To stay with the theme of this post, they finally righted this omission, sorta, with the Oscar for his work on The Hateful Eight.

**** Even Michael Caine, in his incredibly charming acceptance speech, pretty much acknowledged the enormity of Osment's performance.

***** Now just imagine if her daughter gets one for Best Supporting Actress, and they snub her yet again. Oooh.

****** How's THAT for a fortuitous first name here?

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Wishing for Death (or at Least, Medical) Benefits‎ for Bronson


‎Apparently Charles Bronson incurred approximately $204,575 in medical bills for the treatment of multiple illnesses, including Crohn’s disease and Lyme disease. It is alleged that the applicable medical plan paid $15,448 and that the remaining $189,127 had to be paid by his wife, Kim. See Bronson v. SAG-AFTRA Health Plan, No. 2:18-cv-07820 (C.D. Cal, complaint filed Sept. 7, 2018). I have no idea regarding the veracity of any of the claims, and express no view with respect thereto - but I do know of the joy this man brought to so many, and feel that it's OK to hope that Kim prevails.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Employee Benefits on the Great White Way (Courtesy of GTBBT)

Employee benefits come to Broadway. In Gettin' the Band Back Together, Mitchell Jarvis' Mitch Papadapoulos is bemoaning the success of his hilarious nemesis, Brandon Williams' Tygen Billows. His lament? "I have great health insurance and a 401(k). Why am I jealous of this guy?" Never underestimate the value of employee benefits.

(By the way, opening night was great. Good luck to everyone at GTBBT!)

Thursday, June 28, 2018

IRAs in Jeopardy?!?

Pleased to present for your consideration* - a category in tonight‎'s** Jeopardy*** was "IRA".  And, just to say it, the category really was about IRAs.  Woo hoo.  Onwards . . . 

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* thanks, Rod

** at least, on my television

*** Double Jeopardy round

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Done, Done, on to the Next One(s) - the Fiduciary Rule and Obamacare

First off, I want to use this as an opportunity to direct you to the Foo Fighters' SNL performance of All My Life.  I'm not sure there's ever been a better, more high-energy rock performance.  How the heck can anyone catch lightening in a bottle like that in a one-off live performance?  Wow.

Of course, the climactic moment of the song is the cathartic through-the-roof screaming of, "done, done, on to the next one".  Which brings me to two Obama-era initiatives that are somewhere between done and almost done.

So let's go back to two predictions I made, both of which were wrong in terms of details and, as discussed below, right (totally, in the case of the Fiduciary Rule, and maybe, in the case of Obamacare) in terms of ultimate results.  Better to be lucky than good, I guess.

THE FIDUCIARY RULE

One prediction was that the Trump administration would delay the applicability of the amended Fiduciary Rule and then kill it.  The early Presidential Memorandum on the Rule seemed clearly to presage that fate.

And then, while the DOL was rudderless (the Carl's, Jr. guy just didn't quite make it, and then now-Secretary Acosta was hung up while Gorsuch got confirmed), the Rule somehow bobbed and weaved its way to real, live June 2017 applicability.  Secretary Acosta in his WSJ op-ed opined that the Rule of Law made it too late for the DOL to reverse field (a conclusion with which I heartily disagreed), based on the essentially entrenching record that the DOL had laid down leading up to the Rule's applicability date.  Can you say "deep state"?  Maybeeeee . . .

So it looked like the Rule would make it.  The BIC exemption was essentially eviscerated during extended (effectively forever) transition, and non-ERISA IRA owners had literally no way to enforce any of this whatsoever (unless they could convince the IRS to bring an excise-tax claim - haha) - but there was no denying that the Rule was out there (in fact the basic regulation itself was fully applicable; only the exemptions were dumbed down), and making a fair amount of mischief.

Then came the judicial challenges.  It all seemed like so much tilting at windmills.  Case after case upheld the DOL's authority to issue the Rule.  Put aside for the moment whether the DOL SHOULD have taken this on; the courts were concluding, and many felt, that the DOL COULD take this on.

And then - cue some kind of loud/rousing/shocking music - came the Fifth Circuit decision in the Chamber of Commerce case.  Echoing other courts dealing with other Obama-era regulatory efforts (e.g., the CLO risk-retention case), the court resoundingly decided that the DOL was unreasonable, and arbitrary and capricous, in issuing the rule, and vacated it en toto.

Gee, that was quite the kick in the teeth to the Rule.  And then came the efforts to process what had happened.  Initially, the case seemed significant, but it was, after all, just one circuit.  And other courts seemed more sanguine with the rule.  So this was just another step in the process, right?

But as the case washed over the market, it started to become evident that something big - really big - was afoot.  Notwithstanding some market noise, in memoranda and interviews, that the case was limited in effect to the Fifth Circuit, the static quickly turned to . . . ahem . . . what the rules REALLY are.

In fact, the decision's potential impact was without geographic limitation and was utter and complete.  The key distinction is that the Fifth Circuit wasn't interpreting the rule; rather, it was deciding that the rule was invalid altogether.  The reality started to set in that, when a federal courts vacates a rule and the vacatur goes final, that's it.  Game over.  Rule dead.  Finis. 

And it sorta has to be that way.  If it weren't, how could you proceed based on a court's vacating of a rule, if another court in another circuit could someday resuscitate it!?  In fact, were that possible, you wouldn't even be safe in the circuit in question, because the Supreme Court could someday come to a contrary decision, invalidating the vacatur even in the circuit that did the vacating.

The enormity of the power of a single court here cannot be overstated.  If a rogue district court were to vacate a rule and that vacatur were to become final, the rule is off the books nationally - even if 12 circuit courts think that the rule is not only OK but is the only proper interpretation!!!

Look at it this way.  Let's say someone goes and bulldozes your house.  There may be 12 people that now want to grant your once and former house (apologies to Monty Python) landmark status.  But here's the thing - she's not there (apologies to The Zombies).  That's the situation here: no matter how many courts like the rule, once one final federal decision comes down killing the rule, it's dead.

Is there even any relevance, then, to a split in the circuits?  Well, sorta.  Let's go through it.

First, just to say it, in the case of the fiduciary rule, there probably wasn't a split in the circuits.  The Fifth Circuit killed the rule; other courts had only really said that the rule shouldn't fall based on particular points and arguments.

In any event, though, the relevance of a split or other disagreement is not that the vacatur is somehow compromised by the "other" circuit's (or circuits') opinion(s).  It's that the split or other disagreement might make it more likely that the Supreme Court would grant cert.  Ahhh, but therein lies the rub (apologies to Shakespeare).  If no one asks the Supreme Court to here the case, there's no request for cert. to be granted.

And that's what wound up happening here.

How can that be (apologies to Dr. Suess)?  Well, ordinarily, there's a fail safe.  In particular, the US government is there to file appeals and get the benefit of appropriate potential review, simply by continuing the case.  So, in my rogue-court example, the decision would have then to get by a circuit court and the Supreme Court, depending on the US's sticktoitiveness.

So now we come full circle back to the Trump election.  It may have been thought that the impact of the election on the rule was administrative - that the DOL would kill the rule through the administrative process.

But that's not what happened.  Rather, what happened is that the relevance of the election emerged in the litigation process.  What do I mean?

Look, it's not like the DOL abandoned its rule out of the gate.  Quite clearly, the DOL diligently and ably pursued its defense of the rule through the Fifth Circuit's rendering of its fateful opinion.

But when the Fifth Circuit did the dirty deed, it emerged that the Trump administration had the unilateral ability to get rid of this albatross.  The DOL (and DOJ) could have pursued an appeal if but for no other reason than to protect its general rulemaking authority.  But, really?  With the Presidential Memorandum and all the rhetoric out there, this administration was going to use scarce resources to rescue this rule?  Didn't seem likely.

And didn't happen.

So then the AARP and the states jumped in and asked to take over the case and have it reheard.  And take the federal government's decision-making process away from that government?  Now maybe one could almost imagine some kind of equitable argument were the US simply letting the rule die on the vine at the hands of some unthinking lower court.  But, yet again, that's not what had happened here.  The Fifth Circuit's opinion, right or wrong, is quite thoughtful, well-researched and well-written.  In fact, given the Fifth Circuit's stinging rebuke to the DOL and its thinking and process, Secretary Acosta's beloved Rule of Law now seemed to be pushing towards an abandonment of a rule held to be unreasonable and to be arbitrary and capricious.  It's also worth noting with amusement the Democratic Senators who, with a straight face, wrote a letter arguing that letting the rule die was leading to confusion.  Can you only imagine the Ball of Confusion (apologies to the Tempt's) that would have resulted from a decision by the DOL/DOJ to pursue this further?  (. . . like ERISA's very own li'l Bush v. Gore . . .)

So the Fifth Circuit then flatly rejected the seemingly wistful and seemingly desperate efforts of the AARP and the states to intervene.  And then the states (with the AARP moving on and removing itself from the process) moved to have THAT decision reheard.

And then the deadline for requesting cert. indeed came and went.  And then, earlier today, the mandate (with all of its hilarious grammatical shortcomings) effectuating the vacatur issued.

Dead Yet (apologies to Monty Python, redux)?  Yup.

OBAMACARE

And now for (I'm in a bit of a Monty Python vortex, it would seem) another wild ride.  I'll try to do this one a bit more quickly, but it too really is something.

As a (the?) centerpiece of the package of President Obama's policy initiatives, we got Obamacare.  The way in which the legislation was pushed through the House after Sen. Kennedy passed away, so as to avoid the need for another vote in the Senate, was impressive (Machiavellian?) to say the least  And, by the way, the phrase, "Obamacare", was initially used derisively by those who hated (despised?) the legislation, and then was ingeniously co-opted by the sponsors as a neutral (or maybe even positive) descriptor.  The whole process was incredible.

Then, in Sebelius, the Supreme Court upheld the law as a valid exercise of the United States' taxing power, with Justice Roberts (ironically?) providing the analytical horsepower to get there.  The idea is that the individual-mandate penalty was a tax.

And then, in Burwell, the Court held that the statutory provision that allowed for a subsidy in states with an exchange established by a state also applies in the case of a state with a federal exchange.  That effectively saved the statute, as the statute no longer would have worked sensibly if it were not so interpreted.  Another bullet dodged.  But for how long?

Well, in Tax Reform, they killed the penalty, effective 2019.  Hmm - in what might be quite a "gotcha" embedded in the passage of the statute, Attorney General Sessions then agreed that the elimination of the penalty effectively causes Obamacare to be unconstitutional (in 2019) because the statute will no longer "produce . . . revenue for the Government".

It's arguable that, already, without more, Tax Reform has cut the heart out of Obamacare.  And now it appears to be at least possible that what's left of Obamacare might be altogether unconstitutional, after all?!?  Wow, now wouldn't THAT be something?!?

CONCLUSION

Talk about two long and winding roads!  Wild rides?  Heck, I wonder if Mr. T‎oad ever had THIS much fun.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

ERISA (with a Public Flavor) Comes to Gotham?

Employee-benefits legislation tends to be reactive to problems, rather than being crafted in a vacuum.  The remedial nature of the effort often results in a comprehensive and complex regime.  For example, the fiduciary provisions of ERISA were enacted at least in part in response to Teamster abuses regarding the union's benefit plans.  Much of Jimmy Hoffa's shenanigans involved the Teamster plans - can you say "Meadowlands end zone"? 

Well, clearly our skills need to be brought to bear to help Gotham through some recent crises.  To wit, when Peter McRobbie's Mayor Holden Pritchard was trying to extricate himself from some problems he was having with Cameron Monaghan's Joker (Jerome Valeska) (doing a pretty decent job of channeling the unmatchable Heath Ledger, by the way), he quickly offered up, "I have access to the police pension fund."  Time to bring to Gotham long-time efforts to port ERISA over to the world of public plans, no?

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Severance Benefits Come to . . . Black Mirror?!?

[NOTE - Black Mirror SPOILER ALERT below]

It seems as though everyone is levering off of employment terminations and severance as plot devices.  A recent post cited to two recent examples, one from Billboards/Ebbing and one from Bright.  Here [SPOILER ALERT] is one from the season finale of Season 4 of the truly amazing and indeed arguably incomparable Black Mirror:

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Douglas Hodge's Rolo Haynes - "Human rights for cookies. . . .*  Anyhow, ACLU raised one heck of a stink‎.  And so thanks to this son of a monkey** I was out on my a-- with TCKR.***  Not even a severance package.  That's why I started this place.****"
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Someone's gotta keep watching out for these things, so I guess I'll just have to be the one who keeps doing so. 

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* Now THERE's a concept!

** If you want to get the "monkey" reference you'll have to watch the show.

*** That was a former employer of Rolo.

**** A reference to Rolo's museum.  Again, watch the episode.

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Snippets from Bright and Stern, and Some Holiday Oldies

*SPOILER ALERT below (for Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri)*

Without anything of any substance to say during this Holiday season, I offer some snippets, and a related back-reference or two (or three):

1.  From Bright, a project inevitably greenlit by Netflix (thanks, South Park) -

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Andrea Navedo's Captain Perez, referring to the termination of Joel Edgerton's Nick Jakoby, an alien (like a from-outer-space alien) - "The Jakoby issue is sensitive.  The world['s] watching; we can't fire him without cause."
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It doesn't rank with some of the great termination-of-employment scenes - see my prior post here - but I think it was worth a reference.  (SPOILER ALERT for the next sentence!!!)  Note also that in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, Sam Rockwell's Jason Dixon (how amazing is Sam Rockwell?!?) talks about what kind of severance compensation one may get for throwing a man off a building.

2.  From the Stern show, presented without further comment:

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someone speaking in Ronnie "the Limo Driver" Mund's voice (referring to . . . ahem . . . what apparently is some new kind of retirement plan) (and, so that you get the right vibe, channeling that Andrew "Dice" Clay affect) - "I got a 469(k)!"
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A prior Stern-related post can be found here.

3.  Having nothing to do with compensation or ERISA, here are some old Holiday posts:

Snohanumas
Christmas songs

Merry Xmas, Happy New Year and Happy Holidays to all!

Friday, November 24, 2017

Employees vs. Independent Contractors - 1099s and 401(k)s, (and Bonuses, Too) in the Land of the Ozarks

So, courtesy of Netflix (where the heck is more Black Mirror?!?), it turns out that Ozark's pretty good.  Definite Breaking Bad vibe, but maybe just a bit more clean and Hollywood.  In Episode 2, while watching a pregnant "dancing" girl (geeeez), we hear the following -

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Jason Bateman's Marty Byrde: I think that a, a higher caliber dancer would definitely translate into a higher-paying customer.  And is there any reason that you can't have beautiful women work here? - I don't think so.

Adam Boyer's Bobby Dean: Beautiful girls won't work here.  I won't let 'em.  Plain Jane's with a work ethic - that's my sweet spot right there. . . .  See I own the stage.  They pay me to climb up on it, plus 25% of their tips‎.   Ain't no payroll; all 1099s‎; independent contractors.  No health insurance, vacation time, 401(k)s, Social Security, sick leave.  And no liability.  But I want my 25%, read me?
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A nice little primer on the withholding- and benefits-based distinctions between employees and independent contractors, no? 

Later, in Episode 6, Marty's wife, in asking the real-estate guy for whom she performs services for some additional compensation, engages in the following exchange -

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Laura Linney's Wendy Bryde: Since I've been working with you, you've been able to increase your commission from five to seven percent.  Now I did some math and you've been able to have an additional earnings of $192,000‎.  I think it's only fair that I should request a bonus, beyond my hourly that will align‎ my total compensation with my value.

Sharon Blackwood's Eugenia Dermody: Wha -

Kevin L. Johnson's Sam Dermody: What're we talkin'?

Wendy: Half your increase in income.

Eugenia: Half?

Wendy: Oh, and y'know if you don't agree I thank you for everything and, y'know, I'll just go, go right over to Lakeville Reality.  I'll see what they can offer me.

Sam: Unh, Mom - OK - I'll give you ten thousand‎.

Wendy: Forty - that coupled with my salary will be a little less than a third of your additional profits, give or take.

Eugenia: Take.
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They settle for a little less.  Methinks that someone on the writing staff knows something about compensation (see also that same surmise regarding Better Call Saul).

Never know what you'll learn from these shows . . .

Sunday, November 19, 2017

The NFL‎, Health Care and Employment Contracts - and Jimmy Kimmel, Too

From the 11/18/17 Saturday Night Live -

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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is reportedly seeking a contract extension that would provide ‎him with a salary of $50 million, use of a private jet and lifetime health insurance for him and his family. That's how expensive health care is - he's going to make $50 million a year and he's still, like, "What about that health care, though?"*
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Funny.

Also, while we're on the subject of health care, I (belatedly) note all the noise about the Jimmy Kimmel Test as being the baseline standard for what should be in health-care reform. I just can't get my arms around Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.), that Pontificating Purveyor of Pop Culture, having appointed Kimmel, that bastion of policy-making capability, as the determiner of how the American health-care system should look. I guess Sen. Cassidy eventually came to regret that little misguided appointment, huh?

Happy Thanksgiving!

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* By the way, for what (little) it's worth, while I don't pretend to be a rap aficionado (to say the least?), I thought - all kidding aside - that Eminem's emotional and intense performance on the show (channeling, I would suggest, Charles Barkley's "I am not a role model" sentiment) was maybe the best live rap performance I have ever seen. Just wanted to throw that out there.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Harvey Weinstein - in His Own Words (or, More Accurately, Movie Titles)

Well, it looks like Mr. Weinstein has been "Derailed". This should be a pretty "Black Christmas" for him. Whatever you do, if you've got a daughter, don't leave ol' Harvey "Alone with Her"‎. It's like they ran a real "School for Scoundrels" over there. Seems like there was "No Escape" from that "Hell Ride". What a "Bully"! Didn't I hear Bob Weinstein referring to his beloved sibling as "Our Idiot Brother". Harvey is after all, at this point, the "Black Sheep"‎. Or maybe simply "The Nut Job" in the family. Surely, now, at least, one of the "Inglorious Basterds". Who woulda thought that in the end this movie titan would turn out to be just another "Nowhere Boy".

So I guess there is such a thing as bad publicity.

Or, somehow, does Harvey (or as Jackie Gleason might have said, har-VAY) wind up somehow getting a partial win here? There are reports that he may challenge his termination under his employment contract, and look for potentially large severance payments. On this point, query whether, in a rush to get this done, they jumped through all the right hoops so as to have successfully effected a termination for cause. Of course, even if a claim here might have some legs, query whether there will even be a company around to foot the bill for any severance that might in theory be payable. Maybe Harvey wins, and gets nothing anyway? Can you say, "Pyrrhic victory"?

I would suggest summing the whole thing up with a single word: wow.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

From Medical Marijuana to Pension Marijuana?

If you haven't heard of the concept of medical marijuana you probably live under a rock.  But  now from England comes the concept of pension marijuana.  What do I mean by that?  Well, I just got a thing from Legal & General, where I have some pension money, which amusingly informed me: "We've put together some information to help you understand the options available if you're thinking about accessing your pension pot."  Just for the record, that's not for me - but it still struck me as pretty funny.

Monday, September 25, 2017

K-1 Visas and 401(k) Hardships Meet in the World of 90-Day Fiancés

‎There's a counterintuitive aspect to the general and 401(k) hardship rules. Essentially, it can be pretty hard to get a hardship withdrawal. It all seems so cruel and harsh. Why should I be prohibited from getting my own money when I need it? Isn't that just another example of complex regulation giving rise to incomprehensible results for no good reason?

No - the concept of killing someone with kindness comes to mind. The idea here is that the enormous tax subsidy provided by the federal government for retirement plans is for money that's there for . . . retirement. If people are given access to retirement funds too easily, then, when it's really important for the retiree to have the funds to allow the new post-employment phase of life proceed as expected, the funds may not be there. And what could be more dangerous than an older retiree with no visable means of support?  So the greater the access, the more danger that the money won't be there for retirement, to the potential devastating impact on the retiree. That's the very retiree who, before retirement, may have been so upset that the money was not early available.

The rules are even tighter under Section 401(k). Section 401(k) runs counter to a fundamental seminal tax-code concept, in particular that, once the applicable facts are set, the taxpayer does not have control over when taxation occurs. For example, service providers are taxed not only on actual receipt of compensation but also on constructive receipt of compensation. The idea is that, if under some set of facts the time of taxation is triggered, then the individual can't just decide to change that timing. Section 401(k) stands in stark opposition to that foundational concept. So Congress (and Treasury and the IRS) provided that, here, where not only is the money there for retirement but it's there under a special provision allowing completely elective deferrals (and the control of the timing of taxation for the service provider that this control brings), the hardship rules would be even tighter.

Two high-profile considerations of this issue come to mind. The first was the odd spectacle of watching both the McCain and Obama campaigns, after the sub-prime crisis had hit, pandering away with criticisms of the IRS for not allowing expanded access to 401(k) money. How could the IRS be so cruel? This might've been like the only thing those two campaigns agreed on, and, hilariously, they were both flat-out wrong. The proof? After bipartisan support from the candidates themselves for this specatularly misguided initiative, it went absolutely nowhere after the election. I can only the imagine the meetings after the election at which senior Treasury officials said to President Obama, with Ringo-style peace and love,*something like, "President Obama, with all due respect, uh, . . . no."

Well, you think THAT was high-profile? Now, then, get ready for a high-profile Think Tank where the deepest thinkers here and abroad consider weighty matters relating to politics and economics. Yes, that's right, look no farther ‎TLC's 90-Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days

So let's look at the story of Larry & Jenny. Larry has decided to traipse off to the Phillipines to meet and marry (!) a young girl named Jenny. We get the following, from Larry:

"I really hope Jenny likes the hotel because I spent my 401k on this trip. . . . I put everything on the line for this trip - my 401k, my heart, everything. . . . Most people find it crazy that I spent my 401k, but this could be the trip that changes my life forever."

Maybe he got all confused, being that "k" and "1" appear in both "K-1" and "401(k)"? While that's an appealing theory, it seems more like he just thought it was no biggie for him to wipe out his nest-egg ‎in favor of a trip to meet a girl that he had come upon on the Internet.

If you need convincing regarding the propriety of the 401(k) hardship rules, just keep reading Larry's series of deep-thinking statements above.  Read them over and over and over.  And over.

Maybe, just maybe, tight restrictions on access to 401(k) and other retirement savings really does make some sense. Sheesh.

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* See https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsK5kCs4EXE (for what may well be one of the funniest things EVer, courtesy of Mr. Starr).

Monday, July 31, 2017

Washington, D.C.'s Fiduciary Rule Meets Gary, Indiana's Music Man (and Godzilla, too)

From ‎the July 30, 2017 edition of The Wall Street Journal, bridging the gap from Gary, Indiana to Washington, D.C.:
 
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The main legal objection is the flimsy authority Labor used to up-end an industry and establish control.  In a flim-flam worthy of Robert Preston’s con man in “The Music Man,” Labor made an end run around the Securities and Exchange Commission by claiming authority to regulate these retirement accounts. 
 
In the musical, Preston’s character bases his authority to lead a band on a degree from a nonexistent Conservatory of Music in Gary, Ind.  Labor did much the same by invoking the 1974 Employee Retirement Income Security Act (Erisa), which gave it the authority to reduce the regulatory burdens on IRAs. Labor turned that on its head and used Erisa to impose a new, industry-altering regulation.
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All of this follows Eugene Scalia's May 31, 2017 WSJ Op-Ed titled (with a flair that woulda made his dad proud), "Godzilla (the Fiduciary Rule) Ate the Rule of Law".  Oh, no, there goes Tok-ee-yo (go go, Godzilla).

Cute.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Scrivener's Errors, Redux

This must be my phase for updates of old posts, even where there's no new ERISA angle.  Previously, I posted on the Verizon case, where a clear scrivener's error almost cost the plan sponsor a billion (!) dollars.  Now, we have a Michigan case, El-Hayek v. Trico Products, in which a clear typographical error almost led to severance of . . . 22 times salary.  Once again, the court held that reformation of the contract, rather than a ridiculously absurd windfall, was the right answer.

One could take from all this the message that the courts are not likely to reward undeserving people with huge sums over typographical errors.  Cf. an old Prudential case involving several ships.  But I take away two contrary points: (i) it's scary how close people are getting successfully to carting off these windfalls (these are not necessarily straightforward cases from a legal perspective), notwithstanding how undeserving they may be, and (ii) gee golly would I EVER not want to be the person who's on the wrong end of making these kinds of typos (there but for the . . .).  See also examples of where money was indeed lost by virtue of an out-and-out mistake, including the GM/JPM debacle.*

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* . . . and, going back several more years, there was the widely discussed case in which zeroes were left out of a number in a filing by a big firm, with the result that the creditor was left undersecured by millions.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Another Possible Con-Vick-tion

There posts - here, here and here - have chronicled aspects of Roger Vick's descent into wrongdoing.  Just for the sake of completeness, with no additional ERISA overtones, the following is offered up.

It has now been reported that Vick's father has been charged, along with 11 other people, in a large-scale heroin distribution ring, for dealing heroin and money laundering. 

Apples, trees and all that rot.  Another one for the old saw that the thing that distinguishes fiction from reality is that fiction has to be credible. 

Saturday, April 22, 2017

United They Fall

The United debacle that's ALL over the news highlights an aspect of employment contracts that is sometimes - maybe often - missed. Protections in an employment contract are great, but the reality is that, if you want your job and if they want to play hardball, all of these protections may not be worth the paper on which they're written. There are now reports that suggest that ‎Oscar Muñoz had provisions in his employment contract that required him to ascend to the chairmanship of the Board and, furthermore, gave him Good Reason to quit if the ascension did occur. Then, he savagely mishandled the horrific passenger-ejection situation, and asserted that his job was not in trouble. Apparently, as a result, Mr. Muñoz will NOT ascend to the United chairmanship and, indeed, is . . . ahem . . . agreeing to the effective deletion of both the provision that would have required him to become Chairman and the provision that would have given him Good Reason to quit were he not to become Chairman. So, the net effect of the purportedly protective provisions? - zippo. Another lesson learned for those execs who might have some really, really good clauses in their employment contracts, but who might really, really, really prefer to have their jobs rather than enforcing those clauses.  

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Pensions for The Accountant


Not a huge ERISA reference, but pensions make it into the Ben Affleck flick, The Accountant.*  Jon Bernthal (Shane, from The Walking Dead, for fellow fans), as Brax, is beating on John Lithgow's Lamar Blackburn, while also expressing great anger regarding some of Lamar's financial shenanigans.  He identifies the harm being done not only to several companies, but also to their employees.  He then goes on to complain, while inflicting enormous physical pain, "Pensions are being rendered worthless because of you."  Hey, now THAT's some serious stuff.  

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* By the way, Ben's Argo was the subject of one of my more prescient posts.

Friday, March 24, 2017

"Peeps" Goes the (Multiemployer) Weasel

You'd like to think being cute is good enough, right?  I just got done talking about how Louis C.K.'s company has to make contributions to a multi, and now the even-cuter (cuter than Louis C.K.?) manufacturer of those ubiquitous peeps may need to do so.  In Bakery & Confectionery Union & Indus. Int'l Pension Fund v. Just Born II, Inc., No. 8:16-cv-00793 (D. Md. Feb. 8, 2017), the court held that Just Born (could the name BE any cuter?!?) was required to continue to pay certain contributions to the plan even though the applicable agreement had purportedly expired.‎  Ouch.  The case is now being appealed.*

Peep.

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* Interestingly, earlier, the district court had rejected the parties' prior agreement to settle the case.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

ERISA Goes "Oink" - Louis C.K.'s Pig Newton Owes Contributions to a Multiemployer Plan

There have previously been posts here relating to ERISA-related judicial difficulties surrounding Denny McLain, The J. Geils Band and Michael Vick.  Now let's add ‎MPPAA issues surrounding Louis C.K.'s Pig Newton to the mix.

In Pig Newton, Inc. v. Boards of Directors of Motion Picture Industry Pension Plan, No. 15-01029 (2d Cir. March 31, 2017), Pig Newton, Inc. did editing work on the TV show, "Louie," through its sole owner, Louis Szekely.  A multiemployer plan sued for allegedly required contributions.  Louis Szekely is known by many as the one and only Louis C.K.  See also here (relating to the derivation of the "C.K." he uses as his surname).

The Second Circuit affirmed the district court in concluding that ‎Pig Newton was required to make contributions for a flat number of hours for work, regardless of how many hours of work were actually performed.  In this case, there was a plan rule applicable to those controlling employees who could determine their own hours (and thereby potentially avoid applicable hours thresholds) under which Pig Newton had to contribute for Louis C.K. at set weekly and annual rates, regardless of the actual hours of editing work.

Hopefully, the proprietor's unsurpassed sense of humor will . . . ahem . . . somehow get him through this dark time.  More fun with ERISA!

Saturday, March 18, 2017

"Going in Style" with Pension-Centric Movies (Part III)

I have posted here and here about movies that are, unbeknownst to many, quite ERISA-centric.  Maybe the best (or at least most interesting) example is Wall Street, which is essentially a pension-reversion  movie.

Now, with the Arkin/Caine/Freeman remake (or "reboot," or whatever) of the Burns/Carney/Strasberg movie Going in Style we clearly have another example of ERISA-centric cinema.  The movie isn't yet out, but already we have a commercial starting with, "the pension fund is being dissolved," and trailers that contain the statements that, "Zentex [sp?] Steel has frozen all pension payments," and that, "Williamsburg Savings will manage the liquidation of the fund."  From there, the plot (and I don't think is a spoiler, given the marketing campaign) seems to center around some combination of vengeance and necessity revolving at least in part around the failed pension plan.

It's no Wall Street, I strongly suspect, but it's a pretty high-powered release with what seems to be much ERISAspeak.  I guess that, at some point, I really do need to see it.*

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* For the record, back in the day, I DID see the original.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Treatment of 401(k) Plans When . . . Men Join Sororities (?)

[SPOILER ALERT, for those of you who may see the movie Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, the below reveals an important scene]

The critical question of what happens to 401(k) accounts when men join sororities is addressed by Seth Rogen's movie Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising‎.  In a key scene from the movie, when Zac Efron's ‎Terry is told by Chloë Grace Moretz‎'s Shelby that he's getting thrown out of the sorority (lonnnng story), we get the following exchange -

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Shelby: We just voted.  And we decided it's best for you if you go.

Terry: When‎?

Shelby: Just now.  With our phones.

Terry: What - no?  No-  you can't do this to me.  I thought we were sisters. ‎We were supposed to be a team‎.  Why is this happening?  You can't do this to me.

Shelby: I, uh . . .

Terry: I quit my job!

Shelby: Well, we didn't tell you to do that.

Terry: I liquidated ["liquidated" - wow!!] my 401(k) for this.

Shelby: What's a 401(k)?

Terry: I don't know - now‎.[*]
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Ha.

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* And then, by the way, they went on to address the arguably related aging-workforce issue, as follows -

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Shelby: Look, I'm so happy that you helped us get this place that we're in.  You let really let us spread our wings and fly ‎as women.

Terry: This is all I have. I thought we were in this together.

Shelby: You're not like us, dude. You're an old person‎.
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(By the way, Efron's about 29-years old.  Argh.  Shades of Dee Wallace's "old" 31ish Mary Lewis from the Bo Derek/Dudley Moore movie 10.)

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Apple AirPods, Lil Buck, Marian Hill and . . . Pensions

So I'm noticing that the initial scene in a particular segment of Apple's major AirPod ad campaign - the one with the dancing of Lil Buck (Charles Riley) to Marian Hill's "Down" - features the word "PENSION" clearly emblazoned on a street-facing building wall in Mexico City.  I then get all kinds of excited (sorry!) that pensions had inserted themselves itself into yet another iconic setting in the World of Pop Culture.  But, no - it turns out that a "pension" is a term typically used in continental Europe and elsewhere for a type of guest house or boarding house‎, as in, for example, "Pension Las Brisas Marbella".  Ya learn somethin' new every day . . .  

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Johnny Depp and . . . the DOL's Fiduciary Rule?!?

It has been reported (thank you, Mike S.) that Johnny Depp is pursuing claims against his former business managers for fraud and other breaches of fiduciary duty.  Now, at least two writers, here and here, have drawn a connection between Depp's situation and the noise surrounding the DOL's fiduciary "investment advice" rule.  The point is that Depp's sad state of affairs may have been less likely to have occurred if only - ah, if only - the now-vanishing fiduciary rule had been applicable law.  Maybe Tim Burton can do "Edward Scissorhands II - the ERISA Connection"?!?*

Well, I'm not sure that the connection between Depp and ERISA is as strong as the writers think.  Obviously, the fiduciary rule, even if  applicable, would only have application in respect of retirement accounts, and I didn't see any indication that Johnny's assertions related to 401(k) or IRA money.  Even the DOL's expansive view of its charge wouldn't seem to lead to a justification of regulation outside of the retirement context.**  Details, details, details.

And, speaking of the fiduciary rule, how about yesterday's Trump memorandum directing a review of the rule, coupled with the DOL press release contemplating a delay in the applicability of the rule?  Yuuuuuge news.***

Onwards . . .


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* I would note that Depp's representative makes a disparaging reference to the use of a series of press releases to "gaslight" the public into an adverse view of Mr. Depp.  I just want to go on record as saying that I'm not sure that the use of the gaslighting concept in this context is exactly right.  As I previously outlined, Gaslighting is more about punking people through subtle obfuscation than about bludgeoning people with on onslaught of assertions.  I think that the right reference would have involved some kind of accusation that Depp's enemies had blanketed (as opposed to gaslighted) the market with falsehoods.  Details, details, details.

**  Or would it?  The DOL's recent consumer-protection FAQs do contain the following arguably bold suggestion: "[T]he best interest standard and other significant consumer protections offered under the Department of Labor’s Rule and exemptions only apply to retirement accounts in ERISA plans (like 401(k) plans) and IRA accounts where you are building up savings for your future retirement[, and to certain other accounts]. . . .  An investor can always ask an adviser whether the adviser will live by the fiduciary “best interest” standard in the Department of Labor Rule and exemptions for all investments – and if they will not, can consider finding one who does."

*** Give me some credit - it looks like I may have it right, both here and here, that, as a result of the 2016 election, the rule's survival is in real jeopardy, to say the least.

Friday, February 3, 2017

Another Linguistic Machination - From Ira to IRAs

As a follow up to my post on various linguistic items, which included a discussion of the naming of things after people and other things, I want to revisit Sen. Roth's "Roth IRA." It turns out (with thanks to Carl L. and Steve G.) that this one little phrase actually has two embedded names - not only Sen. Roth's but also Ira Cohen's! Rumor has it that Bill Lieber of the Joint Committee on Taxation may have massaged "individual retirement plan" (uninterestingly, "IRP") into "individual retirement account" (forever, "IRA") to immortalize the . . . great . . . Ira Cohen. If that's true, that's pretty cool, at least in my strange world.

In a similar - although non-ERISA - vein, I want to throw another item out there, as an example of where things intersect to embed new words in language. "Gaslighting," which has come to mean acting in a way that causes one to wonder about one's own sanity, coolly derives from the 1944 movie "Gaslight" in which a husband over time adjusts the gaslights in the house downwards and upwards, essentially prodding his wife to question her sanity when he dismisses her observation that things are successively dimming and brightening. Pretty nifty.

And, please, let's also not forget the concept of "punking" people bestowed on us by Ashton Kutcher, or of "catfishing" by way of Nev Schulman and Max Joseph.

Pretty nifty.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Advising in Favor of Sebastian Maniscalco

I've been posting about my view that, with a Republican victory, both Obamacare and the fiduciary  "investment advice" rules would see their imminent demise.  While it still looks like there's very little doubt in the case of Obamacare, I am starting to wonder just a little bit about whether current events on the national stage will distract the administration away from waylaying the fiduciary rule.  Clearly, to me, if the rule makes it to April 10 applicability, it's prospects for ultimate survival increase geometrically.  We shall see . . .

Moving along to lighter fare, I want to get another prediction out there, this time about a comedian we've seen several times, even if only on his Showtime specials.  Before he's done, Sebastian Maniscalco may wind up being included in lists of the all-time greats.  I know that's a high bar, but this guy may be just about as good as any of 'em ever.  Maniscalco's combination of material, delivery and physicality is unusual in the Xtreme, and he's hilarious.  Like really hilarious.  I have no dog in this fight; I just think I've got a tiger by the tail here.  We're about to see him live this coming week, and I think we may be about to witness a true star right before his arrival on the mainstream stage.  Fun stuff.

Hey, every now and then, I really am right about something.  For example, I was right when I suggested early on that Argo was heading for an Oscar, and there are those who actually remember that I said that Guns N' Roses would take the world by storm, about a month or so before the band exploded onto the scene. Also, going back to my very first post, I don't think you can say that I was late to the dance when it comes to Heath Ledger and The Dark Knight.

On the other hand, like my fiduciary prediction, my Oscar "sweep" prediction for La La Land may be in a bit of jeopardy, given that last night's SAG award did not go in the direction of that other Sebastian, the one played by Ryan Gosling.  Look, if I really knew what I was doing, I would have placed a trifecta bet last year on the Cubs, the Cavs and Trump, and then I wouldn't have had to go back to work again.  Oh, well, back to work.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

All Dressed Up and a 401(k) to Go

So I'm listening to the pretty darn funny Whitney Cummings in her "I Love You" comedy special and I hear her talking about how, as a woman, she's ashamed  when other girls see her all dressed up just to impress a guy:

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[I'm] humiliated at all the dumb slutty sh** I'm doing.  I'm like, "Hi ,I know this is bad. It's just that he's really shallow.  And I'm I'm ‎in my 30s now. So I gotta make a move. You know what I mean. He's got a 401(k). You get it."
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 Yes, Whitney, I get it. I'm an ERISA lawyer. Thanks for the shout-out.

Monday, January 23, 2017

Is Elizabeth Warren Breaking Bad?

Here's something I noticed, somehow without making the connection that it cries out for a mention here.  Thanks to my friend Jeff S. for dutifully tweaking me to post on it.  Recently, Sen. Elizabeth Warren sent 33 letters to various recipients regarding the future of the DOL's new fiduciary rule.  The top letter in the pile is addressed to non other than [cue grand orchestral music] Walter White.  Now I'm guessing that some would contend that this is other than the Walter White we all got to know and love in Breaking Bad, but, then again, who knows?  (For those killjoys among you, I get it that the remaining part of the address block runs against my surmise.)  I wonder if she's retaining Saul (or Jimmy, or whatever his name presently is) as counsel to assist her in her efforts . . .

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Can Everybody Learn from ERISA, by Going "Old School"?

So I'm flipping from channel to channel and I flip to "Old School".  ‎I hadn't seen it in a while and didn't remember any of the details.  Imagine my surprise when, just as I turn to the movie, I hear Andy Dick's Barry saying, "Everybody can learn from ERISA."  I even replayed it for others, and we all heard it the same way.   Not possible - what was he really saying?

Well, it took me a while to decipher it, but it turns out he was referring to Perrey Reeve's Marissa, and in fact was saying, "Everybody can learn from Marissa."  ‎Ahhhhhhhhhhh.  The two sentences are phonetically  identical, with maybe the ever-so-slightest variation between an "a" sound and an "e" sound after the word "from"!

Given the subject matter of the quote, I guess I should be happy that the sentence was indeed the latter and not the former.  Or, maybe, if this really were an ERISA reference, ERISA's fame and breadth would be even greater?

Anyway, some pretty funny confusion, if you ask me . . .

Saturday, January 21, 2017

The Fiduciary Rule - Dead Yet?

With apologies to Monty Python, is the fiduciary rule dead yet?  I've suggested here that the rule's demise may be next to inevitable, and we may now be lurching towards a conclusion that, to quote The Doors, this is the end. I think there has been a lack of focus on the Trump administration's hostility to the rule, surfacing in all its glory in the comparison of the rule to the Dred Scott decision, as I've previously noted

I'm reminded of Jake Tapper's prescient point right after Wisconsin fell to Trump that not only was it then possible to see a Trump path, he was having trouble identifying a Hillary path. Here, there are so many paths to the rule's being scuttled, that I'm having trouble identifying the path to survival.  There could be (some have even suggested that under the Priebus memo there already is) administrative delay. There could be legislative delay. There could be legislative repeal.  There could be administrative repeal. There could be mischief connected with the pending judicial actions.  And it gets even worse when it's realized that delay essentially kills the rule, as a practical matter.

Do I hear a "ding dong"? Hmm. The rule may be dead.

Now that leaves the question of, what now? I think it's pretty clear that the efforts by the DOL have appropriately and productively focused multiple aspects of the market on the benefits of a "best interest" overlay on the manner in which financial institutions interact with their customers. But there are fundamental problems with the way in which the DOL proceeded -

- Congress decided that IRAs are not subject to ERISA. It's nice that the DOL has identified that the world has changed since ERISA's enactment, but then it's for Congress to adjust its statutory scheme to a changing world, not the regulators. The DOL used a 1978 administrative reorganization to expand the scope of who's a fiduciary for purposes of the tax code, and then, as the toll charge for being able to do business given that expansion, required that institutions contractually become subject to ERISA. That may well be legally defensible, but to me it raises real and basic policy concerns.

- By having the DOL take this on, non-retirement accounts are not covered. The DOL was keenly aware of this, and in Q&A 19 of the recent Consumer Protection FAQs arguably seems to be encouraging customers to pitch for institutions to adhere to the new rule even for accounts that are not subject to it. I get it that the DOL felt zealously about what it did in the new rule and would like to see the rule become the gold standard for all institutional behavior of this type, but the lack of application to non-retirement accounts highlights that the right place for this rulemaking was the SEC. Had the SEC undertaken this effort, it presumably would have come at the issue with a deep understanding of just how the world of financial institutions works. Unfortunately, the SEC sat on its hands too long, in essence pushing the DOL to step in. But the SEC's inaction, it seems to me, does not mean that the "wrong" regulator should have taken the reins.

- The new rule, including the related exemptions, is incredibly complex. It does not seem likely that an SEC would have taken such a Byzantine turn. The rule is also harsh, and there is clear evidence that there a negative impact on providers being willing to serve and an upward effect on pricing. That doesn't mean that there should be no "best interest" element in the mix; but it may mean that this particular method of proceeding may have been . . . imperfect.

I, for one, would like to see a securities-centric effort to address the situation. Assuming the DOL's rule is done, I'd like to see the SEC actually do something here, or have a carefully designed provision added to the securities laws that moves us into this "best interest" world. I guess, as with many things right now, we shall see.

Before exiting here, I want to note that my Monty Python, Doors and Wizard of Oz references above do not seem to have exhausted the possible pop-culture references surrounding this issue.  Here's the following, from a post by Alice Joe on the US Chamber of Commerce's website:

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[title] Trump Could Be a Hero to Retirement Savers

Before Russell Crowe rose to Oscar fame, he starred in the 1996 movie “Proof of Life” alongside Meg Ryan, whose character hired Crowe to help free her kidnapped husband. Against great odds, Crowe’s character heroically freed Meg Ryan’s movie husband from guerilla rebels in South America. The same heroism is needed today in Washington after eight years of overregulation that stifled the economy and growth. With the incoming Trump administration, there is hope that salvation is in the wings for overburdened workers and retirement savers.

Such heroism is called for now in Washington, D.C., as Americans saving for retirement need the Trump administration to start the process to repeal the Department of Labor’s . . . fiduciary rule. . . .
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Geez, an ERISAfied reference to Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan. I may have to step up my game.

Thursday, January 5, 2017

ERISA Meets The Godfather (with apologies to The Who) - and Some La La Thrown in for Good Measure

I'm really in awe of The Godfather.  The portrayals are so natural that it's hard for me even to imagine that the actors are reading someone else's lines. They just seem like people living their lives (or, as the case may be, dying).

However, when it comes to The Godfather Part 2 - and I know I'm a total heretic on this one - I am, as I've previously indicated, just not the biggest fan.  I guess I get lost in the De Niro stuff, which, for some reason, notwithstanding the Oscar, just doesn't grab me.  I guess that's what makes the world go 'round.

But, putting aside whatever I may happen to think, the other day I was reminded again of the central role that ERISA plays in this undeniably classic film.  In one of the climactic scenes at the end (spoiler alert), the iconic Lee Strasberg's Hyman Roth, when asked by reporters why he had decided to try to move to Israel, says, "I am a retired investor on a pension, and I wished to live there as a Jew in the twilight of my life."  And then, uttering his last words several moments later, he says, "I'm a retired investor living on a pension.  I came home to vote in the presidential election* because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot."  (Laughter then gunshots follow.)

And, while we're on the topic of classic movies, I just saw what might be an 2016 Oscar sweep with La La Land.  Rarely will you see a move this ambitious and creative.  Damien Chazelle follows Whiplash with this?!?  It doesn't seem totally fair that so much talent resides in one person.  Looks to me like we've got another classic here - a veritable privilege to have witnessed.  I'm exhausted.

Fun stuff.

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* As a bonus, in keeping with current events, there's even an "election" reference!

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Ah-nold in the Land of Employment Terminations

Ah-nold makes a return visit here, this time in the field of employment law, specifically as it relates to terminations of employment.

A while back, I posted on the Second Circuit's Schwarzenneger UBIT case.  I've also previously posted herehere and here on a sampling of some interesting terminations of employment in the world of entertainment.

Now, the Governator needs to be added to the list of those who have provided notable employment-termination moments in pop culture, as we now have the "you're Terminated" line from the rejiggered Celebrity Apprentice (which, it simply must (!) be noted, is executive-produced by the (to-be) President of the United States of America*).  As to whether it's thumbs-up or thumbs-down on the show itself, I just report - you decide.

Happy New Year to all!

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* . . . and which, of course, added its own catchphrase to the termination lexicon, with the now-ubiquitous, "you're fired."

Saturday, December 31, 2016

An Election Review, and Some Holiday Wishes from the Past

Well, I'm embarrassed to say that I haven't composed any Holiday wishes for this year.  Maybe the Election just exhausted me - I haven't been this interested in current events in . . . ever?  That did give me the opportunity to post about some Election fun and other current events here (about Brexit), here (about the 400-lb. hacker (!!)), here (about the real Voice Immodulation Man), here (about the Dred Scott decision and the DOL's new fiduciary rule), here (about the future of Obamacare and the DOL's new fiduciary rule) and here (about Hardee's, Carl's Jr. and Arby's, and the DOL's proposed new leadership).  For some old Holiday messages, please don't hesitate to peek at my silly little post about Snohanumas and my little research piece on Christmas music.  Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and - very shortly - Happy New Year!!!  Hope to see you in 2017 . . .

Friday, December 9, 2016

Hardee's, Carl's Jr. (and the WWE?) and . . . ERISA

So Andy Puzder has been tapped as Trump's new Labor Secretary.  Hardee's, Carl's Jr. and ERISA!  Just last month, I was at Arby's, which is also in the group, and had the Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich with Loaded Curly Fries (and, of course, a Diet Coke).  Mmmmm.  Didn't realize I was doing ERISA research.  Does it get any better than this?  Oh, wait, maybe it does - Linda McMahon of the WWE for Small Business?!?  Maybe he'll hit her with a chair as he did her husband?  With apologies to the Rock, can you smell what the Trump is cookin'?  Wheeee . . .

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

The Election . . . and Obamacare . . . and the "Investment Advice" Fiduciary Regulation

Well, the Election was something, huh?  Or is it THE Election? 

Anyway, quite a while ago, I posted very early on that a Republican presidency would mean the end of Obamacare.  I was more than aware of those who said that it would be too hard to unwind, it would be too entrenched, it would be too beloved, it would be blah blah blah.  My suggestion was rejected roundly and dismissively. 

Frankly, that amazed me.  You have a statute that is intensely despised by a significant wing of the political party that controls Congress, with an enmity that is hard to describe.  And then there was the argument that it might take 60 Senate votes to undo it, and that the Senate would never climb that mountain.  Was no one following the bouncing ball?  People were running for President on a kill-Obamacare platform, and yet were to think that, if the Republicans win, Democrats in Congress would continue to fight that battle?  C'mon.

So now Trump wins, and he as much as anyone has savaged Obamacare.  Indeed, in the weeks leading up to the Election, he focused his ire on Obamacare and I think arguably his going on-message on this policy point, especially given the rumblings surrounding apparent upcoming premium increases, may have been a material factor in his win. 

So do we still think that Obamacare will survive this?  With both houses of Congress being Republican?  Pity the fool (thanks, Mr. T) who as a Democrat in Congress tries to slow down this particular train at this particular time.  On this (the Obamacare) point, can you say, "mandate"?

I suspect that there are going to be a lot of professionals doing a lot of retooling.  Start learning the new program, 'cuz the old one's gone.  It reminds me of when Section 89 was passed and then repealed, and of the friend of mine who authored a hard-bound treatise on the darn thing.  I'm not even sure that he still has a copy of that wonderful treatise (and it was wonderful).  Oh, well.* 

So, yes, I'm doubling down on my Obamacare prediction.  I give it half a year, and even that only because this thing has to be unwound carefully, and replaced by some new regime.

And, while we're at it, let's go to another prediction.  I'm going to suggest there that you'll never see the implementation of the DOL's incredibly controversial "investment advice" fiduciary regulation.  This is another one of Obama's personal-legacy things, and you just have to imagine Trump going after it.  Plus, this one's an easy target.  There's no careful unwinding, no replacement regime to craft, no nuancing about which to worry.  You simply announce you're getting rid of it, freeze enforcement while that's proceeding, and then eventually discard the carcass. 

When it comes to Obamacare and the fiduciary reg. - Trump's bat, Trump's ball, game over.**  Those're my predictions, and I'm sticking to 'em.

Wow.


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* I remember getting an AARP New Year's card for 1989 showing Father Time pushing 1989 over the cliff.  But on a close peek it wasn't '89 he was pushing over the cliff, it was 89 - Section 89!  SO clever!  Can't believe I didn't save that thing.

** Alice Cooper's "Elected" reverberates in my head. 

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Seinfeld in the Land of 162(m) Joins Schwarzenegger in the Land of ERISA Preemption

Previously, I wrote about how cool it is to be able to refer to a key ERISA preemption case in the state-law UBIT area as the Schwarzenegger case.*  Well, I've now come upon the Seinfeld v. O'Connor/Seinfeld v. Slager cases, which arise in one of those 162(m)-informed situations where there were allegations of misleading proxy disclosure and excessive compensation.

So now I can cite to Seinfeld, in addition to citing to Schwarzenegger.  Now, I get it - the Schwarzenegger case really is Ah-nold (as the Governator), while the Seinfeld cases really aren't Jerry (not at all).  But, who cares?

And I'm quite aware that, following in the footsteps of Elaine (who just wanted to get rid of Ed) and Jerry (who so wanted to get Jean-Paul to the race), I'm getting to this particular party like about four or five years late.  Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .

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* In what is a nice coincidence, my prior Schwarzenegger post was around the time of Obama/McCain, and was titled "Elections".  I guess my timing regarding the back-reference to that particular post is pretty good.

Monday, October 31, 2016

Looking Gift Horses in the Mouth, Stern-Style with Sal the Turtle and ERISA-Style with QDIAs, 406(b)(2) and 457A.

First, Happy Halloween!!  (I still miss Heath Ledger.)  Now, onto the subject matter of the above title . . .

To all those Howard Stern fans, did you see that Sal the Turtle won a race at Belmont Park the other day?  Pretty funny.  It looks like the horse went off at some pretty steep odds, and, seeking not to look a gift horse in the mouth, to coin a phrase, Sal himself apparently bet some decent money on his namesake.

And, as long as we're talking about gift horses, let's talk about . . . gift horses, ERISA-style.  (You're authorized to let out an audible GROAN now.)  What do I mean by that?  Over the years, I've noticed situations in which the regulators give stuff away, and somehow the private legal community winds up believing that somehow something is too good to be true.  One starts to see people constructing arguments - the government's arguments - against whatever the government is trying to give us.  Dare I say, "Looking a gift horse in the mouth."  Let's look at some examples:

1.  Do You Really Have to Comply with the QDIA Rules?

We all know that you need to comply with the QDIA rules when you want some fiduciary protection in the context of setting up default investment alternatives.  These are investment alternatives where the participant has not made an affirmative investment election.

But what if the plan sponsor simply says in its enrollment form something like, "In the absence of a contrary affirmative election below, ‎I hereby expressly elect that 100% of my account balance be invested in the X Fund"?  And let's say that the plan sponsor, along with that, gives a sufficient amount of disclosure in connection with the making of an affirmative election (here, in the X Fund).  And now maybe I'll go ahead and take the position that the X Fund doesn't need to be a QDIA, because there's no lack of affirmative election.  That is to say, the participant has indeed affirmatively elected to invest in the X Fund.

"Pish-posh" (as my friend Karen K. might intone), you say?‎  "Too good to be true", you say?  Well, in response to such naysaying, I direct you to the little nugget, nay the gem, at the end of Section IV of the preamble to 1992's final 404(c) regs., 57 Fed. Reg. 46,906 (Oct. 13, 1992), which states:

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Two commentators suggested that a participant or beneficiary should be considered to have made an affirmative [investment] instruction where the [SPD] discloses the investment alternative which [sic] is used when no affirmative instruction is received and where the participant or beneficiary signs an instruction form which [sic] notifies him of what will be done with money contributed to the plan if no instruction is received.  The Department notes that a participant or beneficiary will not be considered to have given an affirmative instruction merely as a result of being apprised that certain investments will be made on his behalf in the absence of instructions to the contrary.  On the other hand, a participant or beneficiary will be considered to have given affirmative instruction where the participant or beneficiary signs an instruction form specifying how assets in his account will be invested if he has exercised ["independent control" for these purposes] with respect to such signature.
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There really aren't two ways to read that.  If things are done correctly, an express investment selection contained in a form signed by the participant is respected as an affirmative investment selection.  So - (i) draft your forms right, (ii) satisfy the disclosure and other rules that validate the participant's/beneficiary's exercise of "independent control" over the investment of the account (that's important!)* and then (iii) kiss your (ahem) QDIA goodbye.  Since you now have an express investment election (or, stated in reverse, you don't have a failure to make a selection that calls out for the need for a default), there's no "default" regime (i.e., no QDIA requirements) to activate.  And, by the way, that is the right, and utterly unabusive, answer.  There shouldn't be a distinction between a signed form specifying in pretyped language that a particular investment has been selected, on the one hand, and a signed form on which the participant has manually penciled (or even penned) in that very same selection, on the other.

Ne'ertheless, my experience, when you show the above-quoted passage to practitioners, is that they often say, "Oh, c'mon, can't be", or "They can't have meant that", or something like that.  But they did say it and, given that they said it, they presumably did mean it.  Why the anxiousness to do the DOL's job for the DOL and be more conservative than even the DOL would have us be?

2.  ‎Cross-Trading Between Affiliates - an Oxymoron?

Company A owns Company B.  Or maybe Company X owns Company A and Company B.  Company A manages Plan M and Company B manages Plan N.  Company A directs Plan M to buy or sell securities or other property from or to Plan N, and Company B directly Plan N to accept and consummate the transaction.  Do you have a cross-trade?

As a general matter, I don't think so.   At the beginning of Section B(6) of the preamble to the final 408(b)(19) regs., 73 Fed. Reg. 58,450 (Oct. 7, 2008), the DOL stated:

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[T]he Department notes that an investment manager‘s exercise of discretionary authority, on behalf of an account it manages, to effect a purchase or sale of a security with another account over which an affiliate of the manager exercises discretionary authority would not, in itself, constitute a violation of 406(b)(2) . . . .
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Under that reasoning, the notion of cross-trading by affiliates‎ is essentially an oxymoronic contradiction in terms.  That is, where affiliates are on the opposite sides, there's just simpy is no crossing.

My experience, when you show the above-quoted passage to someone, is that they often say, "Oh, but I'm not really sure you can rely on what they said there" or something like that.  I get that it's a preamble statement rather than an operative regulatory provision, but do we really think that a court, on something so technical would substitute its judgment for the DOL's?  Again, there seems to be an inclination to be more conservative than the regulators themselves.

The DOL did go on to caution that a PT violation "could arise in operation if, in fact, there was an agreement or understanding between the affiliated entities to favor one managed account at the expense of the other account in connection with the transaction."  Thus, for example, 406(b)(1) considerations should be carefilly reviewed, although I would note that it will by no means always be so that there is always a 406(b)(1) violation in such a case.  Clearly, though, the possibility of 406(b)(1) and other issues on any given facts and circumstances should not detract from the significance of being able to be outside of "the prohibitions embodied in section 406(b)(2) . . . [, which] are per se in nature," 63 Fed. Reg. 13,696 (Mar. 20, 1998).

3.  457A and Substantial Risks of Forfeiture; 457A and Stock (and Similar) Rights

A.  Vesting

Under 457A, generally speaking, you can't defer compensation if 457A applies.  It's not like it is under 409A, where if you comply with the rules you can defer.  Under 457A, where it applies, once you have deferred comp., you have a problem.  So it becomes critical to determine whether you have "deferred compensation".

And, in turn, as under 409A, critical to the question of whether there's "deferred compensation" is the question of whether the compensation has vested before it's paid.  If the compensation is paid sufficiently near in time to the vesting event and under the 457A rules you've thereby got a "short-term deferral", then you don't have deferred comp. for these purposes.

The 457A vesting rules naturally draw heavily on those under Section 83, and a number of possible planning opportunities arise around the possibility of attempting to make compensation not be considered nonforfeitable (be considered forfeitable) under traditional 83 concepts, particularly where the service provider is a bona fide entity rather than an individual.

I remember sitting on a panel with other private practitioners and a Treasury official back around the time that 457A was enacted, and the question of whether 83 principles informed the basic 457A nonforfeitability analysis.  Without necessarily commenting on the possible planning opportunities referred to above, the Treasury official indicated that, surely, the basic 83 nonforfeitability rules applied for purposes of 457A, other than to the extent expressly altered by 457A or the authority thereunder.  Some of the panelists starting challenging her and making the contrary arguments, both policy and technical, but she held firm.  What we had here was practitioners fighting Treasury on a view that was pro-taxpayer.  Hmm . . .

B.  Stock Rights

Another 457A issue on which practitioners seem unwilling to take what they're given also arises under Section 457A.  In Q&A  2(b) of Notice 2009-8, ‎2009-1 C.B. 347, the IRS told us that equity appreciation rights payable that must be settled in stock do no constitute deferred compensation for these purposes.  And yet the market pretty much en masse refused to entertain the possibility of the issuance by a fund of appreciation rights as OK under 457A.

It took the issuance of Revenue Ruling 2014-18, 2014-26 I.R.B. 1104 to get the market even to consider this compensation technique.  Ruling 2014-18, which clearly was issued against the backdrop of fund compensation in terms of the way the issue got onto the IRS's radar, is among the more "and we mean it"-type of rulings you'll see.  It breaks no real new ground, but was issued in light of a perception that, for whatever reason, the market wasn't willing to proceed based on the pretty clear authority of Notice 2009-8.***  Thus, it has become a pretty important ruling, at least in terms of getting managers and investors alike to take a look at fund-based appreciation rights as a technique that would avoid 457A.  

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Now I take the point that relying on nonbinding authority in one's own favor is not steel-trap.  T‎wo sobering examples come to mind.

First, there was the IRS's successful pursuit in litigation, in the case of Bobrow v. Comm'r, T.C. Memo 2014-21, of a position that was flatly inconsistent with clear statements in its own publications.  I'm not sure how the IRS made piece with pursuing a taxpayer who had done nothing other than proceed in accordance with what the IRS said was OK, but the litigation was pursued and, further, was pursued successfully.  Ultimately, Announcement 2014-15, 2014-16 I.R.B. 973, was issued, confirming the general reversal of the prior IRS position, thankfully with prospective effect.**

My other sobering example is the dust-up over the ability to accelerate the payment of performance-based compensation intended to qualify for the 162(m) exception therefor in the case of termination without cause.  PLRs 199949014 and 200613012 permitted that approach, see also PLR 200724011, and so, naturally, many (most?  all?) in the market felt comfortable with it, notwithstanding the non-binding nature of the rulings.  Then, in PLR 200804004, the IRS reversed field, and, since the companies at issue were public companies, and particularly since difficult public accounting issues quickly arose, the IRS change in position, as manifested by the later ruling, was really quite the gotcha.  Eventually, a published ruling, Revenue Ruling 2008-13, 2008-1 C.B. 518, disposed of the issue, and included transition relief; but the whole situation was admittedly nerve-racking for those who had no binding authority on which to rely. ‎

But should these examples ‎make us gun-shy at every turn?  The flip side of that "we should learn from our experiences" is that "we shouldn't be victimized by our experiences."  When the regulators give us something that seems at first blush to be too good to be true, maybe it isn't.  Maybe it's really just simply, as Alanis Morrisette might say, fine fine fine. ****

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* The DOL went on to note expressly that "the form and manner in which investment alternatives are presented to participants and beneficiaries of a plan would be facts taken into consideration in determining whether a participant or beneficiary, in fact, exercised independent control in giving investment instructions."

** Presumably, absent there having been a settlement in the Bobrow case, Announcement 2014-15 is of no help to the taxpayer there.

*** Indeed, I have it on pretty good authority that the reason there was initial resistance to issuing 2014-18 is that the result therein was so obvious that the IRS didn't need to issue new authority to confirm it.

**** I've described above what to me are some pretty straightforward gift horses that tend to be looked in the mouth.  I've previously written about arguably unnecessary conservative approaches to the question of whether managed money needs to be excluded under the 25% "plan assets" exception and about whether a five-year limitation is always needed under the shadow-equity exception in the regulations under 409A.  But I take the point that those issues may be more analytically complex and nuanced, and, even to me, are not as straightforward as those addressed hereinabove.  And‎, while we're on the topic of arguable over-conservatism, don't get me started on the question of whether a six-month delay is necessary under 409A in the case of severance payments where the separation from service also constitutes the applicable vesting event (my answer - NO).  ‎

Conversely, there are situations in which the regulators concede a point because they think they just have no choice but to do so, even though some may think there are ample arguments that they could've easily come out the other way.   Take, for example, Notice 2007-49, 2007-1 C.B. 1429, under which 162(m) now grabs only three rather than the statutory four non-CEO NEOs and the CFO is somewhat perversely always excluded.  But see CCA 2001643003 (under which certain CFOs may NEOs to whom 162(m) does apply).  ‎Some feel the approach in Notice 2007-49 really is militated by the way the various relevant rules fit together, but I'm still surprised they gave this one away.  And I also remain surprised that, when they overhauled the 401(a)(4) rules some years ago, they ultimately allowed cross-testing of DBs and DCs, at least in a way that allows some pretty arguably counterintuitive results.  Again, I know they felt that the controlling statutory language left them no choice, but I'm not so sure I agree.  I guess that's what makes the world go 'round: s‎omeone's "that's so obvious!" is someone else's "no way!"

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Retirement Planning vs. Playing ‎Monopoly, the SNL Way

On Saturday Night Live's Black Jeopardy!, from last night:

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Shasheer Zamata's Keeley - OK let's stay with, "You Better", for $400.

Kenan Thompson's Darnell Hayes - OK.  And the answer: "Your job wants to take ‎$40 a month out of your check for a 401k."

Leslie Jones' Shanice - What is, "You better give me that money so I can buy me some scratch-offs"?

Darnell - Yeah, you d*mn . . . you d*mn right.  I mean, why do I need a retirement plan when I got Monopoly Millionaires' Club?

Tom Hanks' Doug - [Hey] [inaudible] . . . Hey, I play that every week.

Darnell - Well, that's good for you.
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I know that many of you are only watching the debate footage, but SOMEone's got to watch out for the ERISA stuff!

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

The "Dred Scott" Angle on ERISA

Presented without comment (after being passed along to me by my friend John R.), reported to be said by Skybridge's Anthony Scaramucci, an adviser to Donald J. Trump's campaign, in reference to the DOL's "investment advice" regs.:

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We're going to repeal it.  It could be the dumbest decision to come out of the U.S. government in the last 50 to 60 years.
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It's about like the Dred Scott decision.
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The left-leaning Department of Labor has made a decision to discriminate against a class of people who [sic] they deem to be adding no value.  They are judging what should happen in a free market and attempting to put financial advisers out of work.  When market forces cyclically adjust again, they will be having congressional hearings about how big the mistake was to do this.
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Friday, September 30, 2016

The REAL Voice Immodulation Man

Some may argue that ERISA is tone deaf.  Or that the IRS or the DOL is tone deaf.  Or that Congress is tone deaf.  Or that ERISA practitioners are tone deaf.  Why do I raise this point?

I desperately raise this point in the rankest of rank attempts to build a bridge to - a connection between - any nexus involving - ERISA and . . . Voice Immodulation Man.  I need to do that in order to pretend I have found an ERISA-to-pop-culture connection and justify posting on this blog about (ahem) Voice Immodulation Man.*

And why do I do that?  Because I want to know if I am the only one who's noticed that there is a real-life version of Will Ferrell's Voice Immodulation Man in the person of Republican commentator Steve Schmidt.  Click on the foregoing links and see if you agree (I'm going for audible laughter, so don't hold back).  Jacob Silj lives!

As an aside here, I really think that you owe it to yourselves to get a hold of the DVD, "Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell" (the first one, not (!) Volume 2).  It may well be the funniest video compilation that I have ever seen.  And it has, among its various treasures, a hilarious Jacob Silj outtake.

Forgive me; I now have to go back to watching The Election.**

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* Get it? - tone deaf / voice immodulation

** Not the Matthew Broderick movie, which is just Election without the "The", but, rather, the real thing, which is better than anything.


Thursday, September 29, 2016

Wellness Programs, and the Best Moment in American Political History

With all of the recent ACA and other regulation of and controversy surrounding wellness programs, a recent development should focus us all on possible special issues surrounding weight gain in this era of Internet access and cybersecurity threats. And that development is the moment in the 2016 Hofstra presidential debate‎ from Donald J. Trump that went as follows:

"I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that broke into the DNC. She's saying Russia Russia Russia.* But I don't . . . maybe it was.  I mean it could be Russia.  But it could also be China. Could also be lots of other people.  It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?"

Having intent neither to be admiring nor to be pejorative in respect of the speaker of this precious quote, I would argue that - it just doesn't get any better than that. Hail to thee, 400-Pound Hacker.** 
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*Marcia Marcia Marcia

** With apologies to Allan Sherman